Jeffery is a 14-pound Chihuahua–Dachshund mix (a proud “Chiweenie,” if you please) with the confidence of a 90-pound linebacker and the legs of a very determined breadstick. Rescued from a high-kill shelter, he has bravely retired from his former career as “Nervous Little Guy #47” and now works full-time as Household Supervisor, Crumb Detection Specialist, and Professional Blanket Burrower.

Jeffery spends his days conducting perimeter checks (barking at suspicious leaves), perfecting his dramatic sighs, and insisting that 4:30 p.m. is, in fact, dinnertime. He may be small, but his personality is extra large—equal parts sass, snuggles, and surprisingly loud opinions.

Jeffery's adoption fee includes his neuter, vaccines, and a microchip.